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Penthesilea:
I don't have a cell-phone. But my husband has and every now and then, I borrow it.
I sat with my friend in a café when we heard a cell phone ringing from somewhere down (we were sitting on a kind of indoor balcony, above the others, with great view of the whole café). The ringing went on and on, did even get louder after a while. We were both irritated that the owner of the cell phone didn't answer it. After a while, I said to my friend: "Why does this dumbass not answer his phone? It has the same annoying ringing sound like my husband's cellphone."

My friend asked: "It couldn't be that by chance, you have your husband's cell phone in your handbag?" - OMG, of course I did! The dumbass was me  :laugh:. I am so not used to cellphones, that the thought never occured to me, it could be me whose phone ringed. And the noise came from somewhere down because I had put my handbag on the floor.

injest:

--- Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on June 06, 2007, 11:29:38 am ---I wish I had some.  :-\

And of course my intent was not to make fun of someone who needs an assistive device. It's just that the incongruous picture of a woman with a great big "millwheel" ruff around her neck and a huge "farthingale" skirt tooling along on a motorized wheelchair strikes me as very funny.  :-\

So does the image of a guy in full "plate" armor talking on a cell phone.  ;D

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of  course not...no one thought that..

it does sound hilarious....and I am gonna assume they don't use privys... ;)

Jeff Wrangler:

--- Quote from: injest on June 06, 2007, 08:03:16 pm ---it does sound hilarious....and I am gonna assume they don't use privys... ;)

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Well, they do have handicapped-sized "port-a-castles" at these events. ...  ;)  ;D

CellarDweller:
funny cell phone stories.

Ok...

There was the time that I went to visit a friend.  She was giving her 2 year old daughter a bath.  Her house phone rang, and she asked me to watch her daughter while she got the phone.  Of course, after mom had left, Sherridan decided at that moment to get a big handful of bubbles and try to eat them.  So, of course, when I leaned over to stop her, the cell phone fell out of my pocket, and into the tub.

 :o

Company wouldn't replace it because the phone still worked, but the ring sounded like it was muffled under a pillow.

 >:(


Then, there was the time that I was walking through town, talking on my cell, and got so involved in the conversation, that I walked into a telephone pole.  And apologized to the phone pole.  lmao

 :laugh:

Jeff Wrangler:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on June 06, 2007, 09:19:01 pm ---Then, there was the time that I was walking through town, talking on my cell, and got so involved in the conversation, that I walked into a telephone pole.  And apologized to the phone pole.  lmao

 :laugh:

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That's a good one!

(Did the pole accept your apology?  ;)  :laugh: )

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