Well, look what the wind blew in.
Wow, I got that one just by staring at it a while.  No scribbling and crossing out and starting over on a piece of paper.  
Next one:
PUZZLE IS SCREWED UP, DON'T USE>  L WBN FBQN KVLQAPA PZZDK LZA WP ULK BMN BZ NWP QLZADZO RMQQDZO ZXU LEEP HCEVUL YUXAQL XAF.