I think Jack ran off and joined the circus.
I did and it was quite scary!!! I was just walking down the street one day and suddenly clowns, bearded ladies, giant men and the like all grabbed me. They took me away thinking that I had escaped from the circus. They then stuck me in one of the side show booths and I am now stuck there until I figure out how to escape. I knew I was odd looking and strange, but I had no idea that I matched the side show freak image so much. People actually spend money to come and gawk at me. Oh well at least I have a different job now. Things are not all bad though. The bearded lady, the giant man, and me have formed a tight friendship and we all get drunk every night sitting around drinking shots of Jack Daniels. However, the clowns are quite mean and scary. The same can be said of the tiny man.