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Ray:
The ideal job.

Ray:
Not the ideal job!

vkm91941:
Headlines & Copy of Questionable Repute


From a Philadelphia department store:
"For you alone! The bridal bed set ...."

From a New York hotel:
"For a Successful Affair, It's the Empire Hotel."

On an electric-company truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

An ad in Hartford, Connecticut:
"LOVALON BRA is the bra for you. For mother, daughter and sister, too, its so lovely and so mashable."

From a placemat in a Massachusetts restaurant:
"Newbury Street Coiffure. Affordable. An Alternative to Looking Good."

Headline of an ad selling leather handgun holsters:
"Put Your Gun Into Something Soft."

For Springs Cotton Mills:
"Springmaid sheets are known as America's Favorite Playground."

For a monument firm:
"There's still time to get under the deadline."

Disclaimer at the end of a London, Ontario newspaper ad announcing job openings for firefighters:
"The City of London is an equal opportunity employer. We also provide all our employees with a smoke-free work place."

vkm91941:
Heard It On The Radio


"Be with us again next Saturday at 10 p.m. for 'High Fidelity,' designed to help music lovers increase their reproduction."

"Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure."

"Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs with the Canadian Broadcorping Castration."

"When you are thirsty, try 7-Up,the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after."

Phillip Dampier:
I love this site for crazy examples of Engrish:

http://www.engrish.com/

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