Hey, I'll be in Sydney when you come over.
Can't wait for that tickle you've been promising for the past year.
Oh, and all that dust we sent over to NZ should have settled by now (sorry about that, Matt).
Yes, why not just go for a black bag and have a big coloured ribbon on the handle?
Red, blue and beige are soooo common.
Or. Maybe something inside that ticks? Then you would hear it coming.
Oh. I know. Rub some cannabis on it, then the friendly staff will collect it for you and call you when they have it.