Ok, so my mom, who works as a teacher's aide in a pre-school class, told me this story.
Mom has two little girls in her class room. Avery and Mya. They are both 4, and all similarities stop there. Mya is a girly girl who likes to be very pretty, and have everything "just so". Avery has some attention issues, and swears like a truck driver when she gets mad.
yesterday they were both at the art table, and it was time for lunch. Mom was with them at the sink so they could wash up before eating. Mya was in a pretty little dress with matching bows in her hair, and shoes. Avery was at the sink washing up, and this is what happened.....
Avery: Miss Andi.....
Mom: Yes Avery?
Avery: There are no paper towels.
Mom: Oh, stand there and don't touch anything, I'll get some more!
*Mom turns around to get more towels*
Mya: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!! Miss Andi! Miss Andi!
Mom: What is it Mya?
Mya: Avery just wiped her hands on my dress!
Mom: Avery.....why did you do that?
Avery: There were no paper towels.
Mom: Avery.....I said I was getting more. Do we wipe our wet hands on other people?
Mya: My dress is all wet Miss Andi.
Avery: Well, fuck it!
Mya: Miss Andi!
Avery just said....
Mom: Don't tell me what Avery just said!