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Offline Shakesthecoffecan

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1020 on: February 23, 2008, 09:10:16 am »
It would be at a straight club, and all the women would dance with themselves, with their purses piled in the center.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1021 on: February 23, 2008, 09:26:53 am »
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1022 on: February 24, 2008, 12:37:05 pm »
If you had a fear of prostitution moving into your area, would that be Mohophobia?
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Offline Lynne

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1023 on: February 24, 2008, 02:59:37 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on February 20, 2008, 02:09:33 pm
...Dirty Little Showtunes! - Unplugged runs Sunday only at Thumpers, 1500 East Madison Street on Capitol Hill. All seats are $12, with pre-show dining. cocktails and desserts available. For reservations call (206) 328-3800. ...

Thanks for posting about this, Paul!  Maybe it's something to be done one Sunday here if ever I'm not working again  ;) :-*.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1024 on: February 27, 2008, 08:05:12 am »
If chocolalte chip cookies are made with chocolate chips, and peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter, what are girl scout cookies made with?


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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1025 on: February 27, 2008, 08:57:31 am »
I don't think Smores are made out of Smurfs.
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1026 on: February 27, 2008, 09:05:59 am »
If corn oil is made of corn, and olive oil of olives, what is baby oil made of?

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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1027 on: February 27, 2008, 09:51:07 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on February 27, 2008, 09:05:59 am
If corn oil is made of corn, and olive oil of olives, what is baby oil made of?

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Is cannola oil made out of cannolis?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1028 on: February 27, 2008, 09:51:51 am »
Did I ever tell you the story about the time my granddaddy had a herd of Mignons?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1029 on: February 27, 2008, 10:03:01 am »
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