You mean there's a risk it will come alive and attack him?? Oh my. This must clearly be a case for Chuckie, he knows how to deal with zombies.....
oh, sorry --- i forgot! but really, this is nothing compared to the breakfasts we witnessed in alberta.....
turky/chicken zombies! Scary! But at least we know who to call...And yes - look - it´s already poking the guy in the stomach
Ahem, Alberta is not part of America. Well, it is, but when most people say "America" they mean the United States part of it.
Woo-hoo! I just spoke to Wolfgang Puck on the phone! On Martha Stewart this morning they gave out a number you can call til 5:00 EST today to ask famous chefs questions about cooking Thanksgiving dinner. My roommate is brining a turkey, so I called to ask about brining timing.I hadn't realized it was a live Sirius radio broadcast, but I hung in there and asked my question. What fun! The number is 866-675-6675 if you want to try it out.
You American guys are so modest when it comes to food!!!Why stop at the turkey??The turkey can be stuffed into a de-boned pig, and the pig can be stuffed into a be-boned sheep, and the sheep can be stuffed into a de-boned cow, and the cow can be stuffed into a de-boned moose, and the moose can be stuffed into a de-boned bear. And why not stuff the whole thing into a de-boned whale -- sea food is supposed to be good for you!
"Of course I didn't cook--I called the caterer, silly!"