The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club

[Penthesilea]

I think I'll stop and get the car warshed on the way to work.    

Be careful David 

[Front-Ranger]

I'm glad to hear weather is improving in the East because I have to go there today, just for a few hours and then it's back to my beloved Denver!!

Leslie, I hope you make your posting goal because I miss David!!

[Jeff Wrangler]

Naw, but like any good hunter,  you want the big catch MOUNTED!     he he he!

It's get the catch mounted, Cowboy, not mount the catch. ...

I think I'll stop and get the car warshed on the way to work.    

Just make sure you warsh everythin' you can reach. ...

 

[southendmd]

I think I'll stop and get the car warshed on the way to work.     

David, perhaps my friend here could help out:

[dot-matrix]

Hoorah! I broke 2000 posts 

[Lumière]

Wahhooooo for Dottie!! 

I have dusted off 2 brand new oily wrestler statuettes for you mate:





Enjoy them! 

[Sheriff Roland]

Congratulations Dottie - you sure been busy postin yer pics since ya got back from DC!

2 000 - should I start worryin? - about you passin me, I mean ...

[dot-matrix]

Congratulations Dottie - you sure been busy postin yer pics since ya got back from DC!

2 000 - should I start worryin? - about you passin me, I mean ...

No worries Sheriff honey  I just thought I ought to post a few to make up for bein away is all...my stash is all posted now so I'll be back to one a day from now...if I get a chance to log on once a day 

Wahhooooo for Dottie!! 

I have dusted off 2 brand new oily wrestler statuettes for you mate:
Enjoy them! 

WOW Thanks Milli 

[David]

How To Clean The Toilet

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

(Note: If you use Tidy Bowl, you'll be the only person in the neighborhood with a Blue Cat.)


*Please,  no hate mail from cat lovers.    This came to me in one of those emails forwarded a zillion times.

[David In Indy]

How To Clean The Toilet

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

(Note: If you use Tidy Bowl, you'll be the only person in the neighborhood with a Blue Cat.)


*Please,  no hate mail from cat lovers.    This came to me in one of those emails forwarded a zillion times.

  

I gave my cat a bath the other day. He knocked over the syrup bottle and then stood underneath the kitchen counter as it drizzled all over him. I'll NEVER give that cat a bath again. The first 5 minutes was pure hell on earth. He hissed, screeched, yowled and flung himself all over the bath tub. And I have the scratch marks on my arms to prove it.