The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club

[Penthesilea]

Congrats Jeff 


See ya there, Cowboy 

[Ellemeno]

Yay, I'm in my favorite spot, 8th place!  Always my favorite, and it's been months since I've been there.  Thanks for passing me, David! 

[serious crayons]

I was reading about a bull that laid down in a snow storm and his *ahem* got stuck to the ground...they had to go out with warm towels and water to get him up...

Couldn't they have just peed on him? That's what you're supposed to do if a kid touches metal with his tongue and gets frozen stuck. Good way to teach him not to do it again, too!

Course, it works best if you're a man. 

Congratulations, Jeff!

[injest]

Couldn't they have just peed on him? That's what you're supposed to do if a kid touches metal with his tongue and gets frozen stuck. Good way to teach him not to do it again, too!

Course, it works best if you're a man. 

Congratulations, Jeff!

I would use warm water rather than pee on a child, especially in his mouth.... where did you hear that?

[serious crayons]

Well, I was being slightly facetious. Of course you wouldn't pee in a kid's mouth if there's warm water handy. But I'd rather use pee than have the child rip the skin off his tongue.

Pee is mostly warm water, usually available, reasonably sterile and nontoxic. In a pinch, you can even drink it. So yeah, I have heard stories of dads using pee in this situation. At least one dad, I'm pretty sure.

And as for the bull, I don't think I'd worry about pee at all.

[injest]

Well, I was being slightly facetious. Of course you wouldn't pee in a kid's mouth if there's warm water handy. But I'd rather use pee than have the child rip the skin off his tongue.

Pee is mostly warm water, usually available, reasonably sterile and nontoxic. In a pinch, you can even drink it. So yeah, I have heard stories of dads using pee in this situation. At least one dad, I'm pretty sure.

And as for the bull, I don't think I'd worry about pee at all.

well yeah, in an emergency situation where water wasnt' available....that does make sense..

and no...I would tell my husband to whip it out in a heartbeat....(he prefers to go outside anyway) 

we DO have indoor facilities even out here in the country...

[David In Indy]

I was always told if someone gets bitten by a jelly fish, you should pee on them. It takes the sting away, and I think it makes the area heal faster too. There must be a chemical present in the pee that neutralizes the jelly fish sting.

[serious crayons]

I was always told if someone gets bitten by a jelly fish, you should pee on them. It takes the sting away, and I think it makes the area heal faster too.

I've heard that, too.

and no...I would tell my husband to whip it out in a heartbeat....(he prefers to go outside anyway) 

So do my sons! What is it with males and urinating al fresco??

[injest]

I've heard that, too.

So do my sons! What is it with males and urinating al fresco??

I dont know...but they have KILLED my azalea bushes and I am NOT replacing them!

[southendmd]

I've heard that, too.

So do my sons! What is it with males and urinating al fresco??

It's simply because we can.