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[injest]

It's simply because we can.

well why cant' you pee on the WEEDS??? huh?? Why does it have to be the prettiest, most robust bush on the place?? HUH!!??

[southendmd]

well why cant' you pee on the WEEDS??? huh?? Why does it have to be the prettiest, most robust bush on the place?? HUH!!??

We guys probably think we're fertilizing  or something, doing them bushes a favor.

[injest]

We guys probably think we're fertilizing  or something, doing them bushes a favor.

uh huh....that only works til you have killed two or three plants....

 

it did save my childs life though so I don't kick too much...

I could NOT get him potty trained....my daughter was a BREEZE...but he would hose down everything but the bowl...I was  ready to kill him...

so my husband just started taking him outside...

hey it worked....

[serious crayons]

That's a lot better than Old Man Twist's method.

[David In Indy]

uh huh....that only works til you have killed two or three plants....

 

it did save my childs life though so I don't kick too much...

I could NOT get him potty trained....my daughter was a BREEZE...but he would hose down everything but the bowl...I was  ready to kill him...
so my husband just started taking him outside...

hey it worked....

I know a few grown men like that too. It's disgusting. My nephew does that. Well, he used to. And he was 23 years old when he did it! It was on the wall, the floor, the sides of the toilet, toilet tank.... everywhere except IN the toilet where it belongs. Why do some guys have such a problem doing it? Just aim it down. Sheesh.  

I made him clean it up. There was no way I was going to do it. And I'll bet ya after cleaning toilets, bathroom walls and floors for two hours, he's perfected his trajectory to an exact science.

Little kids is one thing. Grown men is a whole different deal. There's no excuse for it.

[injest]

I know a few grown men like that too. It's disgusting. My nephew does that. Well, he used to. And he was 23 years old when he did it! It was on the wall, the floor, the sides of the toilet, toilet tank.... everywhere except IN the toilet where it belongs. Why do some guys have such a problem doing it? Just aim it down. Sheesh.  

I made him clean it up. There was no way I was going to do it. And I'll bet ya after cleaning toilets, bathroom walls and floors for two hours, he's perfected his trajectory to an exact science.

Little kids is one thing. Grown men is a whole different deal. There's no excuse for it.

well next time go in there before he gets there and put a Cheerio in the bowl....maybe it will help!!

[louisev]

what is this, the 100 Pee thread?

[injest]

what is this, the 100 Pee thread?

nope it is petering out......

[Ellemeno]

I was always told if someone gets bitten by a jelly fish, you should pee on them. It takes the sting away, and I think it makes the area heal faster too. There must be a chemical present in the pee that neutralizes the jelly fish sting.

I can't believe no one has trotted out the "Jake peed on someone with a jellyfish sting" story yet!


BTW, MiniMeno and I both enjoy a good al fresco pee. 

[David]

what is this, the 100 Pee thread?

Hey, what is that expression?   speak now or forever hold your pee?