Of course, you can't take the laptop to the beach...
Tell you what, I was at the pool in Provincetown last Saturday, and some guy brought his laptop with him.
It was none of my business, so I kept my mouth shut, but I thought to myself, "Dude! Give it a break! You're on vacation!"
(He was with someone who appeared to be his partner, so I assume he wasn't looking on line for a date. Unless he was looking on line for a date for them to share. ...)