Tacky Christmas Displays!

[CellarDweller]

Snowman on the right:   Frosty....Frosty.....where foreart thou, Frosty?

Santa on the left:  Don't cry for me, Argentina.........

[CellarDweller]

And finally.............the last house on the tacky holiday parade!


This pic explains why aliens don't come down looking for intelligent life.










If this house and lawn were to catch fire, there would be a new hole in the ozone.

[Lynne]

Whoever invented those inflatable things......should be shot

Now don't go getting completely radical on us, Chuck!
 

[MaineWriter]

Ah, very funny, Chuck. Thanks for posting!

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[Shasta542]

Were any of them on your street, Chuck?

Very funny pictures and captions!!      

Most of the houses on my little street have a few lights or decorations, but I like to drive down it and see all the lights. I get sad thinking about them being taken down this week.

My next door neighbor has all white lights -- very elegant and tastefully beautiful. Right across from him there are lights of every color gracing everything in the yard -- along with a couple of inflatables!! So -- variety. My decorations are minimalist -- I have a wreath on the door for my outside decor. LOL

Thanks for the tacky spectacle, Chuck!!  

[CellarDweller]

Were any of them on your street, Chuck?

No, however, the very first pic (snoopy one) is around the corner.

[Shasta542]

Husband to wife:   I figured out what to do with that large tree in the front.  String light up the trunk, from midpoint up, and not touch the branches!  Oh, and we'll leave the bottom half undecorated!

This one is bizarre!! I guess someone climbed the tree to achieve this effect? It makes me dizzy to think about it. 

[Jeff Wrangler]

And finally.............the last house on the tacky holiday parade!


This pic explains why aliens don't come down looking for intelligent life.










If this house and lawn were to catch fire, there would be a new hole in the ozone.

If that house were to catch fire, how could they tell? 

Thanks for sharing these, Chuck. I tend to think any kind of illuminated figure, inflatable or otherwise, looks tacky--and that includes illuminated plastic Nativity sets. 

[Shasta542]

I like the things that sit in the yard and have spotlights on them usually. Some of the houses around here have wreaths on each window with a spotlight on the ground shining on each one. That looks really pretty.

[CellarDweller]

I tend to think any kind of illuminated figure, inflatable or otherwise, looks tacky--and that includes illuminated plastic Nativity sets. 

Oh.....well.....confession time!  lmao

My mom puts one of those light up nativity scenes on the front porch each year with a white sign with red letters that read "Happy Birthday Jesus"

 


I understand she likes it, I just think it looks juvenile.

I keep telling her that one morning, she's going to wake up to see I've put party hats on Mary and Joseph, and put bday balloons on the manger.