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16 Things All Good Republicans Know
ednbarby:
1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
3. The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
5. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
6. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
7. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
8. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
9. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart, as do oil companies.
10. Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
13. The public has a right to know about Hillary Clinton's cattle trades, but George W. Bush's driving record is none of our business.
14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
15. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what George W. Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
16. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and then blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail is to be expected.
slayers_creek_oth:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:...........even a Republican finds this funny...
ednbarby:
I think this one is my favorite:
6. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
The sad thing is the hard-core right-wingnuts *really do* believe that.
slayers_creek_oth:
--- Quote from: ednbarby on May 17, 2006, 04:09:23 pm ---I think this one is my favorite:
6. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
The sad thing is the hard-core right-wingnuts *really do* believe that.
--- End quote ---
LOL....ain't that the truth...
JennyC:
--- Quote from: ednbarby on May 17, 2006, 04:09:23 pm ---I think this one is my favorite:
6. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
The sad thing is the hard-core right-wingnuts *really do* believe that.
--- End quote ---
This also reminds me of Bush's ABC approach - Abstinence, Be Faithful/Behavior Change, and (if necessary) use a Condom - on fighting global AIDS. Why do they have to be so righteous all the time? The HIV/AIDS epidemic in some Africa countries is so startling, to put emphasis on ABC approach, rather than promoting safe sex, and committing resources really shows their true compassion (yes pun intended).
Hi, are we on to political jokes now? I found a great website with a lot of politic jokes. Bet that can give me a head start to get in the Mile High Club ;).
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