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Verona:
Just when you think this can't get any better: :-X
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23145396-5012895,00.html
serious crayons:
--- Quote from: Verona on February 03, 2008, 06:04:00 pm ---Just when you think this can't get any better: :-X
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23145396-5012895,00.html
--- End quote ---
Well, let's see, if God hates Australia because an Australian actor played a gay man in a movie, then God must hate America -- hence, all Americans are going to hell -- because not only have any number of American actors played gay people, but also there are actual gay people here. As in every other country.
So in other words, I guess everybody in the world is going to hell.
Do they have the bed space down there? Will they have to expand? Will Satan raise all our taxes to pay for it? Will heaven suffer its own fiscal problems without any new patrons?
This raises a lot of questions. ???
Verona:
God Hates America is actually one of the core principles of their, uh, "church."
Stay with me here... God hates [homosexuals], America supposedly condones homosexuality, so God hates America. Therefore anyone who represents America (such as our soldiers) is also hated by God. Heath played a homosexual, which God hates, so God hates Heath. Heath was Australian, and Australia loves Heath, so God hates Australia. It all makes perfect sense.
If you're INSANE.
Ellemeno:
But wait, if you go to the website in the article, look what happens. It's great, for real: http://godhatesaustralia.com
serious crayons:
Well, let's see. Americans won't let gay people get married or serve in the military. Yet because America supposedly "tolerates" gays (as opposed to what? never mind, I don't want to know) gay people are still responsible for sending all Americans to hell.
Seems like kind of a damned if you do, damned if you ...
Oh. Right.
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