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Elton John coming here to sing March 2nd 2008 if anyone wants to see him

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Artiste:
Oui, Elton,

Heard you want to speak.

Thanks for the messager. My staff just woke me. WE can NOT talk on the telephones, because the roads are frozen. So read this, use your mobile com... OK!!

Glad that you got out of town. Happy too that you did NOT let the city mayor give a speech. He and the others stole already $20,000 bucks of citizens dough, so to hide that they got tickets free by having taxpayers pay!! Do the same in your other city (is it to-night if I remember?), since that mayor there too did same... I suggest.

So you got your two dogs with you; Arthur and M... I forgotten the other name.

I do NOT know how you can play and sing for 2 and half hours as you did last night!!
So now, you need candy for your voice?  I do not make them anymore with Richard since he passed away and his store is closed. But go to Stratford and get them there since they are the ONLY ones making them with natural herb; do NOT get the fake ones! You know how to get there?

Hugs!

Shakesthecoffecan:
I thought Elton's husband was an American.  8)

Artiste:
No, he is Canadian!

You know him?

Hugs!

Artiste:
Glad that you are safe for your next place. Is it to-night?


You do so long at the piano and singing. 2 and half hour!  I could not do not, you are an angel!

For the candy, I do not make it anymore since Richard passed away. There are some same nearby you now... as Richard and I did in his store now closed. Go to Stratford... as I said. Pass my former lover aunt's house (Gladys), go straight to country roads, mennonite ones! Drive slow! Straight all the way!

Hugs!

Artiste:
Yes, straight all the way through those towns. Do NOT take the expressway.

At the stop, about an hour away, turn left and go straight. After the bridge, you will see the Shakespeare Frestival Theatre building, keep straight till the lights. At those lights straight till next street... where you turn right and park there front of the Post Office. You got that?

Walk across the street to that store: Tompson. They have that candy with the natural herbs I used to make you with Richard. He does not work there anymore as he is retired, but you can get them bonbons for your voice there. The store is now owned by one or two workers (I forgot their names) and they are fine citizens who will help you! Open till 5 p.m.; so you have plenty of time.

Tell your chauffeur to go slow... best still drive yourself? Bring those two dogs of yours: Arthur and M... I am forgetting that name. The dogs will love that country! Careful of the buggies, the horses as the mennonites still used those roads!!

Reach me between 5 and 6 ?

Hugs! Have fun!

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