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Around here even the pets are smart!
injest:
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Great piccie! The spiders in our house get free swimming lessons, whirlpool effect thrown in too, better than any waterpark!
Cruel I know, but I can't stand them, rinsing down the plug hole is unfortunately the most effective method
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she IS aware that putting spiders in water makes them come back WAY bigger, right?? I saw a Twilight Zone show about that so I KNOW it is true!! I was like nine at the time and I have NEVER washed a spider down the drain again...
*shudder*
injest:
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And what happens - you come along and send us to one of your water theme parks - without a bye your leave I might say and we end up in some long dark thing which is warm because you used that bowl thing and is wet and is dark and has plenty of flies and creepy crawlies and what happens...................................
We grow bigger and come back and lie in that big thing that you get into to get wet all over and the dance starts all over again.............................
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SEEE!!!!
injest:
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My problem with spiders though is that quite apart from taking up residence without asking and certainly not signing a tenancy agreement or paying rent, they have a tendency to clash with my décor (I prefer my ceilings minimalist white without the adornment of a web type pattern (and ever noticed how spiders never seem to dust their own homes?), and the more adventurous ones certainly don't look before they leap when practising their parachuting to check no humans are in the way. I mean, it's not as though we're small and difficult to spot! I have a boarding house for spiders - it's called a garage (they don't clash with the décor so much there), and despite rumours to the contrary, I'm quite particular about who I share my bed with, and I'm afraid eight legs just don't do it for me
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exactly! it isn't as if THEY work with us!
and sometimes they BITE...now when was the last time a human bit a spider and put it in the hospital for a week?
ew ew!!
or crawled into some spiders mouth while they were asleep!!??
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
BlissC:
--- Quote from: injest on April 13, 2008, 09:40:09 am ---or crawled into some spiders mouth while they were asleep!!??
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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Ewwwww! indeed! I remember reading once that the average person swallows nine spiders while sleeping during the course of their life! *shudder*
Makes you wonder who actually sat around and counted them though... ???
BlissC:
And the latest from Rosey....
--- Quote ---Hey you want us to pay rent and get rid of your nasties and live in an unheated garage - girl you are really taking the p*** here us spiders here are quite incensed that you deem we don't look before we leap - I mean how would you like it if you were practicing your parachuting and then something the size of mount everest looms up underneath you without a bye your leave I mean to say come on.
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and well you let us onto this site all our cousins are up and down faster than a brides nightie on this site.
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and well we have to take your point about the web lacing on your minimilist ceiling but I mean how boring is white without just a tad of web to break up the arctic looking landscape I mean even the north pole has a pole
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and rosey has had one of our uncles on her car for quite a while now and has the decency to take him with her to work - granted its a bit difficult when her cigarette ash hits his web and out he pops from the back of her wing mirror to take a look when she is on the motorway and he has to hang on for grim death because of the slip stream trying to rip him off but come on at least he gets out every day which is more than most of us do when we live in your house. Unpaid bug catchers without even a day off is what we are.......... sheeeeeessssssssshhhhhh
Ok I admit most of you humans don't like us but its just as difficult for us spiders yes I hate to admit it but we have humanists in our clan those spiders who for whatever reason have no tolerance to you humans and just live to bite, jump and generally scare the living daylights out of you. But I still think that carbon neutral human loving spiders have their place in this multi cultural multi gendered multi coloured swap shop of life.
And remember spy-der-itis is contagious DON'T TOUCH DA SPIDER OK
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And then Jo joins in the fun...
--- Quote ---My friend and I were sat out in a pub garden the other week, when we came back inside, there was a huge spider crawling up her back. She's really arachnophobia so was screaming in a busy pub while this big spider crawled around her side and up towards her face! I was kind, I simply swept the spider off her onto the floor. Unfortunately, the dog that ate the spider wasn't so kind . . .
Personally, I normally get the spider in a glass and deposit it safely in the garden. However, I get loads of those spiders with the teeny bodies and massive, long, spindly legs that set up home well out of my reach. Unfortunately, they get to take a ride in the Dyson . . .
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And the very latest from the SPIDERS UNITED party's spokesperson...
--- Quote ---yeah like we really love da dyson and personally I should say cats is better dan dogs when eating my family
And remember spy-der-itis is contagious DON'T TOUCH DA SPIDER OK
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