Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
Thinkin' bout what Ennis just said.
Deep down, he felt a growing fear

[LauraGigs]

Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
Thinkin' bout what Ennis just said.
Deep down, he felt a growing fear
Would all their love just disappear?

[Lumière]

Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
Thinkin' bout what Ennis just said.
Deep down, he felt a growing fear
Would all their love just disappear,
Slowly wilting, leaving them for dead?

 

Lets cheer things up abit:


"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep

[LauraGigs]

"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"

[Pipedream]

"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"
The sheep just shrugged and went on grazing

 

[Lumière]

"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"
The sheep just shrugged and went on grazing
"Quit whining!" Ennis said (well, I'm paraphrasing)



 

[LauraGigs]

"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"
The sheep just shrugged and went on grazing
"Quit whining!" Ennis said (I'm paraphrasing)
"Who 'dya think you are — Lil' Bo Peep?"

[LauraGigs]

The other sheep, they were Chilean

[LauraGigs]

The other sheep, they were Chilean
"We should stick this out Jack!  Just sayin'!"

[Lumière]

The other sheep, they were Chilean
"We should stick this out Jack!  Just sayin'!"
Jack grumbled as he struggled with the sheep