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Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post) (Read 3252014 times)
TOoP/Bruce
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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In the rodeos, Jack Twist had no luck
He was good, I mean, he didn't totally suck.
'till he met Ennis, the ranch hand
with a body tall, supple and tanned
Now on Ennis, he's totally stuck!
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
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Her kids broke some glass,
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
but it was no pain in the ass.
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
but it was no pain in the ass.
As he sweetly helped clean up the floor.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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Another....
Jack grew up in the back of beyond
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Quote from: Mikaela on June 13, 2007, 04:58:16 pm
Another....
Jack grew up in the back of beyond
Blowing in the wind hitherand yon
wyoming and texas and back again
always to Ennis his true love his best friend
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
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Jack grew up in the back of beyond
Blowing in the wind hitherand yon.
Wyoming and Texas and back again,
Always to Ennis, his true love, his best friend,
For they shared an unbreakable bond.
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When Lureen was feeling blue
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