Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[CellarDweller]

Lashaun was simply enchanting.
she could talk non-stop and not end up panting

[ifyoucantfixit]

 


                        Lashaun was simply enchanting.
                        she could talk non-stop and not end up panting
                        She wasnt Lureens sorority sister

[CellarDweller]

 


                        Lashaun was simply enchanting.
                        she could talk non-stop and not end up panting
                        She wasnt Lureens sorority sister
                        but Randall was her Mister

[ifyoucantfixit]

                 


                     
                        Lashaun was simply enchanting.
                        she could talk non-stop and not end up panting
                        She wasnt Lureens sorority sister
                        but Randall was her Mister
                        Lureen rolled her eyes, she got sick of her ranting

[ifyoucantfixit]

               Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
         

[CellarDweller]

Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
He had other things he wanted Jack to do

[ifyoucantfixit]

                   Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
                   He had other things he wanted Jack to do
                   He needed him to fetch the sippin whiskey quick

[CellarDweller]

                   Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
                   He had other things he wanted Jack to do
                   He needed him to fetch the sippin whiskey quick
                   and drink it to make his mouth wet and slick

[LauraGigs]

Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
He had other things he wanted Jack to do
He needed him to fetch the sippin whiskey quick
and drink it to make his mouth wet and slick
'Cause he loved how his little boy blew!

[CellarDweller]

Nicely done, Laura!