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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3253502 times)

Offline ifyoucantfixit

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2870 on: July 04, 2007, 01:57:56 am »
Jack rode into camp, no Ennis in sight,
He worried that cowboy took  flight.
So he sat alone by the fire,
His feelings  were quite dire
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2871 on: July 04, 2007, 03:02:20 pm »

Jack rode into camp, no Ennis in sight,
He worried that cowboy took  flight.
So he sat alone by the fire,
His feelings  were quite dire
When Ennis returned, Jack hugged him real tight.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2872 on: July 04, 2007, 04:58:35 pm »
There was a mean dude named Aguirre
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For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2873 on: July 04, 2007, 05:08:34 pm »
There was a mean dude named Aguirre
He was like a bear, his back was so hairy!



 :P lol
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2874 on: July 04, 2007, 09:37:32 pm »


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                          There was a mean dude named Aguirre
                          He was like a bear, his back was so hairy!
                          He cheated them outa a months pay
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2875 on: July 04, 2007, 11:55:41 pm »
And didn't want the boys to stay
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2876 on: July 05, 2007, 12:36:55 am »
There was a mean dude named Aguirre
 He was like a bear, his back was so hairy!
He cheated them outa a months pay
And didn't want the boys to stay.
All that left Ennis feeling less than merry!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2877 on: July 05, 2007, 04:08:53 am »
  new one

       Ennis felt  he had to go up to the sheep
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2878 on: July 05, 2007, 06:41:59 am »
Ennis felt  he had to go up to the sheep
but it was with Jack he wanted to sleep
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2879 on: July 05, 2007, 11:52:55 am »
Ennis felt  he had to go up to the sheep
but it was with Jack he wanted to sleep.
Jack was looking mighty fine,
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