Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ifyoucantfixit]

             Alma saw her man kissing on his man
             It was shocking and she didn't understand.
             Alma and Ennis divorced and she married Monroe
             He wasn't handsome, but he provided her more dough

[Delmardeb]

But through it all, her heart belonged to Jack's ranch hand.

[Delmardeb]

Alma Junior said she needed crayons

[ifyoucantfixit]

           Alma Junior said she needed crayons
           Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
           
           

[LauraGigs]

Alma Junior said she needed crayons
Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
The peanut jars fell

[ifyoucantfixit]

Alma Junior said she needed crayons
Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
The peanut jars fell
Monroe said oh well !

       

[Delmardeb]

Alma Junior said she needed crayons
Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
The peanut jars fell
Monroe said oh well!
Maybe that's why Ennis was off to the Tetons.

[Delmardeb]

While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer

[ifyoucantfixit]

            While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
            While he may not " show" was his greatest fear

[Delmardeb]

While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
While he may not "show" was his greatest fear
But alas Jack showed up