Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace
He accidently kneed E.
And was sorry to see,
His tenderness was quickly displaced

[Delmardeb]

Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie

[Lumière]

Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy

[ifyoucantfixit]

Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy
Junior was doubtful about his commitment

[Delmardeb]

Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy
Junior was doubtful about his commitment
And tried telling Cassie by giving her a hint

[ifyoucantfixit]

Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy
Junior was doubtful about his commitment
And tried telling Cassie by giving her a hint
But  dancing  girly didn't catch his fancy.

[Lumière]

New one!


He lost his temper and stormed out

[ifyoucantfixit]

      He lost his temper and stormed out
      The girls wondered what the fuss was about.

[Lumière]

He lost his temper and stormed out.
The girls wondered what the fuss was about.
He headed for the bar,

[Delmardeb]

He lost his temper and stormed out.
The girls wondered what the fuss was about.
He headed for the bar,
But poor Ennis didn't get far