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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4066966 times)

Offline ifyoucantfixit

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3950 on: November 14, 2008, 12:47:36 am »

Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3951 on: November 14, 2008, 07:10:53 am »
Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3952 on: November 14, 2008, 09:05:02 am »
Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
No time to take stock
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3953 on: November 14, 2008, 11:02:21 am »
Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
No time to take stock
So L.D. wouldn't worry.
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Offline mariez

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3954 on: November 14, 2008, 12:59:38 pm »
How about...

He sold those great, big farm machines
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3955 on: November 14, 2008, 01:31:03 pm »





   
He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3956 on: November 16, 2008, 09:34:46 pm »
He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans
And he gave a great salesman's spiel
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3957 on: November 16, 2008, 09:37:41 pm »
He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans
And he gave a great salesman's spiel
Jack could really close a deal.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3958 on: November 16, 2008, 09:50:33 pm »
He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans
And he gave a great salesman's spiel
Jack could really close a deal.
he just didn't want to keep eating beans.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3959 on: November 17, 2008, 05:18:42 pm »




    A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
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