Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[gwyllion]

 A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,
They would have dinners and nights together everyday.
No Aguirre to make 'em worry about pay,
And they wouldn't have to worry about being discreet!

[zephaniah]

There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress

[Monika]

There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress
Who chatted Jack up with great success

[southendmd]

There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress
Who chatted Jack up with great success
She had a red hat,

[Monika]

There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress
Who chatted Jack up with great success
She had a red hat,
Was something of a brat

[Sason]

There was a rodeo queen down in Childress
Who chatted Jack up with great success
She had a red hat,
Was something of a brat
Her old man proved to be quite ruthless

[ifyoucantfixit]

Time was right for two young men.

[zephaniah]

   Time was right for two young men
   to give up their old lives, start over again

[gwyllion]

Time was right for two young men
to give up their old lives, start over again.
On a little cow & calf,

[ifyoucantfixit]

Time was right for two young men
to give up their old lives, start over again.
On a little cow & calf,
To make a living on behalf.