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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3249625 times)

Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6470 on: December 04, 2010, 07:04:20 am »
There once was a waitress named Cassie,
Tried hard to hook Ennis by being sassy,
Put her feet in his lap,
Ennis fell into her trap
Reluctantly got involved with the lassie
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6471 on: December 08, 2010, 04:32:35 pm »
Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6472 on: December 08, 2010, 04:49:08 pm »
Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6473 on: December 10, 2010, 03:34:11 pm »
Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
Her work was too hard
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6474 on: December 10, 2010, 03:45:40 pm »
Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
Her work was too hard
Her marriage was marred
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6475 on: December 10, 2010, 08:21:22 pm »
Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
Her work was too hard
Her marriage was marred
That she saw and thought: I need a drink!!!!!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6476 on: December 10, 2010, 08:30:52 pm »
A new one! On a lighter note!  :)

That whole bloody night was tremendous
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6477 on: December 13, 2010, 01:18:47 pm »
That whole bloody night was tremendous
so exciting it verged on stupendous
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6478 on: December 13, 2010, 02:43:03 pm »
That whole bloody night was tremendous
so exciting it verged on stupendous
No thanks to the beans
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6479 on: December 13, 2010, 06:27:15 pm »
That whole bloody night was tremendous
so exciting it verged on stupendous
No thanks to the beans
We all know what that means
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