Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Sason]

Now we need some lines with easy rhymes
Limericks are tricky, best o' times
Too many hard words
And meter that's for the birds
That our pure limericks begrimes

[southendmd]

We need a better rhyming dictionary,
Some of these words give me dysentery,
But once in a while,
Without any guile,
There'll be verses extremely visionary!

[southendmd]

The big coyote could devour a camel,

[Sason]

The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel

[southendmd]

The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel
He'd settle for sheep,

[Sason]

The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel
He'd settle for sheep,
though it made him weep

[southendmd]

The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel
He'd settle for sheep,
though it made him weep
He'd eat just about any old mammal.

[Sason]

The size of his balls was impressive

[southendmd]

The size of his balls was impressive
One might consider it even excessive

[Sason]

The size of his balls was impressive
One might consider it even excessive
But: big balls, weak minds