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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3247772 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6620 on: March 01, 2011, 09:46:34 am »
Could Ennis love Alma? Did Lureen love Jack?
It would have taken more than just a nice rack,
Did the expected thing
Bought their girls a ring
But longed for more nights in the sack.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6621 on: March 01, 2011, 09:47:04 am »
If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6622 on: March 02, 2011, 06:48:55 am »
If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
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"From the vibration of the floorboard on which they both stood Ennis could feel how hard Jack was shaking."

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6623 on: March 02, 2011, 02:46:56 pm »
If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
Those winning a prize,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6624 on: March 02, 2011, 03:58:31 pm »
If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
Those winning a prize,
Might fantasize,
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"From the vibration of the floorboard on which they both stood Ennis could feel how hard Jack was shaking."

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6625 on: March 02, 2011, 04:03:41 pm »
If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
Those winning a prize,
Might fantasize
That the music would swell and she'd  be gone.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6626 on: March 02, 2011, 04:33:37 pm »
Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6627 on: March 04, 2011, 09:35:58 am »
Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6628 on: March 04, 2011, 09:51:28 am »
Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
They both said, "No",
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6629 on: March 04, 2011, 10:04:18 am »
Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
They both said, "No",
he decided to go
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