Ingrates!
There I'm thinking not only of your health, but also of how to keep your relationships interesting and fun, and all you do is complain that it doesn't vibarate
*sigh*
It's not a do-it-yourself massage device (
), invite your partner to the fun. And if you don't have a partner, ask your neighbour. Who knows what the outcome may be ....
But you definitively gave me an idea for the next consolation prize ....
Guess I'll have to put up another What is it soon