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MaineWriter:
That's my opinion, at least. I never watch the Today show and I rarely watch Dateline so I will probably miss Brit's upcoming interview with Matt Lauer. It sounds like it will be so excruiatingly bad it will be funny, tho.

Here's a quote:

Britney Spears has told NBC's Matt Lauer that she will move to Namibia "in the near future" to prepare for the birth of her second child, a daughter who is due in "late September or early November." Breaking down in tears during the interview, which will be broadcast Thursday on the Today show and Friday on Dateline, Ms. Spears said she is "an emotional wreck" right now. She blames the paparazzi and the false tabloids for her fragile state of mind.

Jeez, what is Namibia becoming the ob hospital to the stars? Please. And the baby is due in late September or early November? Um, what happened to October, Brit? You got something against birthing babies in October?

Another pearl of wisdom from the brainless Ms. Spears:

Mr. Lauer did ask Ms. Spears why she had chosen Namibia for the birth of her child.

"Kevin has always been a fan of African-American culture," she replied. "I'm sure he'll feel at home there, rapping with all the natives. Besides, there's lots of quiet unpaved roads where Sean Preston and I can go driving."

I am sure Sean Preston, at less than 12 months old, really enjoys driving as a form of entertainment. Especially when he is in his mother's lap when she is behind the wheel.

Why do I read this crap? LOL

L

slayers_creek_oth:

--- Quote ---Why do I read this crap?
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The same lame reason I do...LOL

Hmmm....I've always thought she's an idiot but you just confirmed my beliefs...

MaineWriter:

--- Quote from: cHrIs_sLaYeRs on June 14, 2006, 11:13:52 am ---The same lame reason I do...LOL

Hmmm....I've always thought she's an idiot but you just confirmed my beliefs...

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Wasn't the woman he was involved with (and had two kids with) a person of color? I believe she is. "Rapping with the natives"? Omigod...

slayers_creek_oth:

--- Quote from: lnicoll on June 14, 2006, 11:18:28 am ---Wasn't the woman he was involved with (and had two kids with) a person of color? I believe she is. "Rapping with the natives"? Omigod...

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Yep....Shar Jackson or something like that...and yes she was African American...

Phillip Dampier:

--- Quote from: lnicoll on June 14, 2006, 10:16:11 am ---Jeez, what is Namibia becoming the ob hospital to the stars? Please.
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Apparently, especially when you throw in the fact the government will actually run press/tourist visa applications by the stars and let them unilaterally say "yes" or "no" to them, just as what happened with the last celebrity couple.  How nice that Hollywood stars now decide who gets into Namibia and who stays out!  That big check to the hospital system may have had something to do with it....


--- Quote ---"Kevin has always been a fan of African-American culture," she replied. "I'm sure he'll feel at home there, rapping with all the natives. Besides, there's lots of quiet unpaved roads where Sean Preston and I can go driving."
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Oh no she didn't.  "The natives?"   :o

K-Fed is to rap what Lawrence Welk is to heavy metal.  Ms. Spears can't manage the average LA freeway without bringing Child Protective Services into it.  Unpaved roads in Namibia?

The only possible good news here is that they get lost and the "natives" decide to do the world a major favor and not give them directions back.

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