Howdy y'all. Neither Texan nor a coffee drinker, but I love that BBM line (recent convert), so.....
...I hope y'all don't mind that my first post is in here. But I have made it a game that no one else knows I'm playing to insert Brokeisms as often as I can into everyday life. It goes right over most people's heads, but occasionally someone will get it and smile. And I make a new friend!
Tonight my 10yo mentioned to me that he'd love to see his school burn down so he could stay home and play video games all day. It's a recurring theme, this looking for a reason to play video games all day (grrrr).
Cue my response: "I already tol' you....it ain't gonna be that way."