Lately, I find myself using "Tell you what..." a lot when I try to come to an agreement with someone.
On one of my recent camping trip, I forgot to nail a couple of stakes and when I stand back and take a look, I said "Tent don't look right". I was hoping someone named Jack would say, "Well it ain't going no where, let it be".
At work, we use pallet jacks to pull freights and in one incident, a coworker ask if a particular jack was mine, I said "No. My Jack has a f*ckin' Twist to it". Of course they had no idea what I was talking about and thought I was mad at something.