Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 2013548 times)

RouxB · « **Reply #1040 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:12:32 pm »

ummmm, love to love ya baby
ooooooo, love to love ya baby
ahhhhhhh, love to love you baby

oh, yeah-there, there, ummmm!! Oh, a little to the right, uh huh, you got it

oh baby, ooohhhhhhh

Daniel · « **Reply #1041 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:16:20 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((after playing a tune on a partially flattened HARMONICA, realizes he is still sore from when LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE threw him. He reaches into his pocket for that magical pain relief and moisturizing lotion, only to find it missing.))

((looks around wildly for JACK'S BODY BUTTER))

Hey, Ennis..... ?

%% No, no, you idiot! No one wants to hear about that. %%

Um, never mind.

alec716 · « **Reply #1042 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:20:49 pm »

Quote from: Lucise on July 02, 2006, 09:10:41 pm

**
I need some assistance here!
I have a pregnant ewe here who is about to go into labour ...

I need some clean towels ... Could I get some towels from the Relic Room please??
Anybody??
**

%%
If the dumbass Rag and Cream pair who've locked themselves up in the Relic Room got any sense in their heads, they'll escape when that door is opened...
%%

TERRY CLOTH:

YES, YES, JBB AND I WILL HELP!!! If only someone will let us out of the Sacred Relic Dungeon ... Room ... Palace... please?! Even though we don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!

(( TERRY CLOTH, Scarlett-cheeked and all Rhett in the face because he quoted the wrong movie

, is temporarily relocated to the Broken Arse Mao-ntain Re-Education Camp at the very, very far and musty back of the Sacred Relics Room. ))

DeeDee · « **Reply #1043 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:35:00 pm »

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is looking around frantically for Terry, his beloved warshcloth))

%% Terry, where are you? I swear I remember packing you from the last campsite. Warshing is just not the same without your soft, clothy, sweet self. I jes' pray now that no ky-ote eats up my precious Terry.%%

((Looks to Jack))

Huh? You say sumthin'?

Lumière · « **Reply #1044 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:38:11 pm »

**
Ok...Who has the keys to the Sacred Relic Room?
I need some towels here , PLEASE! $:-\$

One lamb has been born ... I think there is another on the way ..

T-O-W-E-L-S!! Arggghhh....

**

%%
Guess I'm gonna have to make do with one of the Director's discarded suits ...

%%

(( Rips it into little Tiny Pieces... Indapaddock hears a gasp from someone on set ...))

**
What?? He was planning on wearing this tonight??
Oh %$#@$$ !!!!!
**

alec716 · « **Reply #1045 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:41:43 pm »

TERRY CLOTH:

ENNIS, I'M IN HERE.... WAAAAAY at the back... here with these Tara-ble curtains...

%% darn it, wrong movie again...

%%

(( TERRY CLOTH starts over. ))

ENNIS, JUST GRAB ME AND I'LL BE WITH YOU AND YOUR BLUE-EYED PUP IN THAT TENT WHEN YOU SPIN HIM ON HIS HEEL... TAKE JBB TOO... PLEASE...!

YaadPyar · « **Reply #1046 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:47:50 pm »

** FSD has encountered technical difficulties and so will be away some for a while. However, she can offer advice to Terry Cloth and JBB. **

"Terry, you and JBB are not locked in a room. You simply need to use the spaces between matter as the conduit for your passageway. Let me show you..."

(( FSD demonstrates highly evolved technique for moving through matter. ))

** FSD swears Terry and JBB to secrecy, which is completely unnecessary, as they have no idea how they just got out of the Sacred Relic Room. FSD predicts High Priestess ain't gonna like this one little bit. **

alec716 · « **Reply #1047 on:** July 02, 2006, 10:05:18 pm »

(( Having been ripped into Tiny pieces like Mr. Raymille's old suit, and pushed by kindly and indulgent, if currently internet-impaired, FSD through the spaces between what matters -- Love -- and who does not -- HIGH PRIESTESS

--, and then reassembled outside of the Sacred Relic Room, TERRY CLOTH grabs his friend JBB. They scram up the Mountain, carefully avoiding the placenta puddle near the no-longer PREGNANT SHEEP, and head to the hills for a Night Never To Be Forgotten. ))

Lumière · « **Reply #1048 on:** July 02, 2006, 10:32:47 pm »

(( Indapaddock waves arms about, beaming ...))

**
Everyone, I am very pleased to announce that our sheep mom, Toula, has safely given birth to two bouncing baby lambs ... Mother and lambs are doing absolutely brilliantly!

In fact, the little ones are feeling much better, now that I have wrapped them up in the Tiny pieces of The Boss' old suit!

So please join me in welcoming these two new woolie members of our BAM community.

**

Brown Eyes · « **Reply #1049 on:** July 02, 2006, 11:24:57 pm »

The Moon's wrangler is up visiting her folks for a few days... and can only check in to BetterMost sporadically. So, since the the first important night of romance seems to be fast approaching... The Moon thought she'd provide a few images now to set the scene... the full moon just must be present to reveal the true love between our boys. So, please use these as necessary as the scene progresses.

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