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Ellemeno · « **Reply #1770 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:48:46 am »

THE WIND

((blowing this way and that))

%% Which to wear, which to wear? %%

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1771 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:09:31 pm »

~~Meanwhile, outside the treehouse, two people are sitting on a bench smokin...one of them is CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1.~~

Pipedream · « **Reply #1772 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:35:56 pm »

** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! **

Daniel · « **Reply #1773 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:37:43 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

** Ms. Property Manager, I don't think pink is the best color text to use for that commercial. No one can read the slogan.**

Pipedream · « **Reply #1774 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:39:26 pm »

The Props Magician:

** Tell that your grocer, Guy! **

Daniel · « **Reply #1775 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:47:15 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Oh, I'm sorry, my real grocer was on vacation that day. We'll get this fixed with the proper ink color: I'll have the boys down in advertising fix it up before final print.**

**Yeah, Sam does have a thing for pink, but I've told him before not to let his artistic selections interfere with the client's requests.**

Pipedream · « **Reply #1776 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:55:04 pm »

The Props Magician:

** Dr. Statler!!!! I think your services are needed here! **

%% Gotta get out of this madhouse. What am I doing here in the first place? After all, I've got a million things to do down at our town set. This Guy guy is driving me nuts... %%

nakymaton · « **Reply #1777 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:58:04 pm »

Quote from: Front-Ranger on July 31, 2006, 04:09:31 pm

~~Meanwhile, outside the treehouse, two people are sitting on a bench smokin...one of them is CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1.~~

SNOW:

((Steps outside for a breath of fresh air. Settles on the back of CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1's neck. Melts and drips down his back.))

**

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Daniel · « **Reply #1778 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:01:28 pm »

Quote from: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 04:55:04 pm

The Props Magician:
** Dr. Statler!!!! I think your services are needed here! **

%% Gotta get out of this madhouse. What am I doing here in the first place? After all, I've got a million things to do down at our town set. This Guy guy is driving me nuts... %%

GUY RAPHAELSON:

%% I'm driving her nuts ? ? ? %%

Pipedream · « **Reply #1779 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:19:08 pm »

((Down in the wine cellar, the temperature drops by several degrees as a cool wind blows in, which gives Owl Olivia a welcome opportunity to send her remaining guests home...))

** Oh, hi wind! Kinda late to show up here, isn't it? Your dress is nice, though. Sorry to say so, but our lil' party is over now. You can have a take away bottle a wine if you want to! **

((adressing the crowd))

** Right, thanks for coming everbody! But we gotta get to work on the production again. See ya all on set! **

((Then, whispering in Oscar's ear))

** Come on baby, let's get to the owl-partment! **

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