Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1716965 times)

Offline DeeDee

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YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is trying to shake the pain out of his hand.  He just punched this biker dude and memories of him punching Jack took over his mind.))

**ASIDE**   Yes folks everything will remind MY Ennis of Jack, just in case your wondering.

(( Ennis desperately looks around forTERRY to wipe the blood off his knuckles, but all he sees is this well endowed gray towel.))

%% Alma is not gonna be happy 'bout this.  Now my little girls is cryin'.%%

(( Ennis notices the other biker start to get up.))
In America sex is an obsession.  In other parts of the world it is a fact.

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YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis notices the other biker start to get up.))

BIKER #1:

Whoa.

</Keanu Reeves>

** I think YOUNG JACK ought to be in charge of all subtitles from now on.  :laugh: :laugh: **
« Last Edit: August 27, 2006, 10:59:53 pm by nakymaton »
Watch out. That poster has a low startle point.

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ALMA:

** Sshhhh...s'alright Jenny ..s'alright..  **

%%
Great, all I need tonight is Ennis losing his temper and causing a scene.  As long as he is in that mood, he aint gettin none tonight.. >:(
%%



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YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis whips around and in one kick, knocks out the other biker.))

%% Guess I'll be sleepin' on the couch tonite.  Alma looks mad, but I need to show who's the man 'round here.%%

(( Ennis turns to Alma who is walking away.))
In America sex is an obsession.  In other parts of the world it is a fact.

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BIKER #2:



Ich bin ein Brokie...

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((Fireworks bursting, lighting up the night sky..



 ))





**
Looks like we'll be going home early tonight my lil darlins, I expect daddy won't wanna stick around here much longer ..
**


((Alma looks over in Ennis' direction.. terrified, slightly scared to speak..))


** Ennis, let's just go home..  I had hoped we could sit here in peace and enjoy the fireworks ..**


%% But ya had to jus' get angry and burst out like that.. :(  %%

« Last Edit: August 27, 2006, 11:40:26 pm by Lucise »


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BIKER #2:

** Uhhh, what was that y'said?  Somethin' about teeth? **
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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** Woohoo... ;D  Go Ennis!  :D  **








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MONROE:

((While rushing frantically through the crowd, distinctly hears a question drifting loopily - or fuzzily - after him:))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, MONROE, when you go down the produce aisle, do you ever think everyone is looking at you, like they know?  **


((Panics some more))

%% Pretend you didn't hear, pretend you didn't hear, there's nothing to hear, here! %%

** 'Course I sometimes think so. And on those days when I go over to the fresh meats selection, there's every last little pork chop looking at me, like they all know too......... **



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==CALL SHEET
aka WE ARE RIGHT ABOUT HERE NOW:


ACT II -- SCENE # 39 – LUREEN GETS JACK
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Lureen  -  Ray
Announcer for Lureen's and Jack's rides - Chantelle (FuzzyChanny)
Bartender in Lureen scene - Jeff Wrangler
Singer – Sarah (henrypie)


ACT II -- SCENE # 40 – ENNIS DROPS THE KIDDIES OFF AT ALMA'S WORK
and the Performers will be:
Ennis  -  DeeDee
Alma  -  Milli (Lucise)
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky
Young Jenny  -  Courtney (cmr107)
Munroe  -  Mikaela


ACT II -- SCENE # 41 – JACK BECOMES A FATHER
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Lureen  -  Ray
Fayette Newsome  -  Barbara (Goadra)
L.D. Newsome  -  Scott F.
Bobby  -  Flashframe777


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION STAFF ARE DUE ON SET:
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director  -  Celeste (YaadPyar)
High Priestess  -  Meryl
Props Magician  -  Anke (Pipedream)
Sycophantic Assistant  -  Clarissa (Ellemeno)
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf  -  ?   &   ?


THE FOLLOWING VIRTUAL ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Guy Raphaelson, Marketing Advisor  -  Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock (as himself)  -  Milli (Lucise)
Mystery Shopper(s)  -  Casting Extra(s)


THE FOLLOWING NON-HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Terry Cloth (formerly known as Warshrag)  -  alec716
Jack's Body Butter  -  Nicky (Saucycobblers)
Vicks VapoRub -  alec716
Jack's Pants - Melinda (Sashca1007)
Owl Olivia  -  Anke (Pipedream)


THE  IMPROV PLAYERS:
any former Player who would like to reprise their role
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


CD JT


Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."