Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1965433 times)

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #4180 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:01:24 pm »

Empress of Everything

((Looks Alma up and down.))

%% Poor girl. She REALLY needs to visit Dame Edna's rejuvenating spa in Australia. She needs the full deluxe damaged-goods package.%%

Alma, darling, you are looking very uh, fetching in your homespun. And you are knocked up I see.

Mikaela · « **Reply #4181 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:05:39 pm »

MONROE:

(( Stress breeds protective impatience, in case y'all didn't know...))

You got a problem with that?

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #4182 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:07:52 pm »

Proxy Ennis

((Knocks on door then stands on threshold, unsure if he wants to go into the chaos or not.))

Mmm

Mikaela · « **Reply #4183 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:11:29 pm »

MIKA THE MUSICAL MULE

(( Following right behind ))

** And you'll get more conversation from me than from Ennis, if he stays true to form! **

Arad-3 · « **Reply #4184 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:13:44 pm »

Alma~

Finally! Thought for a minute that you weren't coming! Ummmm! Maybe you better say hi to the girls in the kitchen!

Arad-3 · « **Reply #4185 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:17:03 pm »

Alma~

Ok everyone dinner's ready!!

Mikaela · « **Reply #4186 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:20:20 pm »

MONROE:

Everyone, please be seated!

ALMA and I are delighted to have such an auspicious (or is that conspicuous? or suspicious?.... ) company present for this our first family Thanksgiving!

Arad-3 · « **Reply #4187 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:21:04 pm »

Alma~

Mikaela · « **Reply #4188 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:40:43 pm »

MONROE:

Awww, mom, don't you know electric knives are all the rage among the really tough guys? Just trying to live up to your expectations, here!

(( Continues carving the bird. Decides more reasoning is probably needed to defend his choices to sceptical family members ))

And anyways, it came with a free fountain! An opportunity not to be missed! Look, there in the corner - if the turkey's a *tad* too well done, there's the incessant tinkling of water and moisture right here, to counteract any sense of dryness.

((Blathers on, nervously))

In fact, the piece is supposed to be a tribute to what men may find themselves when they go fishing.

(( Notices both ENNIS and ALMA glaring daggers at him ))

Uhm... uh......Did I say something wrong?

Arad-3 · « **Reply #4189 on:** March 11, 2007, 05:42:19 pm »

Alma~

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