ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS -
%%What the... ain't it a little early in the A.M. for somebody to be squeezin' out some big gooey song about butter an' lotion an' 'cute anus motion' (I'm all for that, but, what the hel-l-l??)? Wait a minnit! Wait a dadburned slatherin' MINNIT! "I wanna give you my lotion?" 'Tube Trick' is
right! Only one little tube a goo that would be hawkin' his wares by croonin' a dirty ditty! One naughty little squirt called...
BUTT EFFIN' BUTTER! %% ((E.P.P.J.P. leaps into Wyoming wind-whipped action, barreling straight for that aching little lid, hoping for a kiss of four year reunion proportions. Something stops him mid-barrel, a peripheral vision of something on the ground.)) %% What IS that limp little sleepin' square of loops?! Could it be? Could it BE that little warm and wefty Downy-soft bundle of fluff that got my cotton starched under Ennis's bed that night? TERRY?! Oh, Terry, what are you doin', sleepin' here next to...
Dang it! This ain't the first time for you two, neither! %% ((Names like 'Slut Butter' and 'Greasy Shoprag' dance back into JAMMY PANTS' memory, but he clamps shut his fly-slot (ENNIS never uses it, nohow) and sits quietly for a moment.))
%% I was probly no fun, anyways.%%