~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%

[alec716]

((Then, when nobody expects it, Olivia plunges down and grabs her beloved warshrag...)) 



((...and off she flys with a completely dumbstruck Terry cloth!))  

TERRY CLOTH:

(( Aghast that he has been kidnapped for at least the second time in this Performance Thread, TERRY CLOTH squirms to try to break free of OWLMA's piercing talons.  ))

** Have I not spent enough of this Thread without control of my destiny??!  OWLMA, now please come to your senses and stroke me against your down put me down!!  **

(( TERRY CLOTH's efforts to regain the right to self-determination fail miserably.  He is again subject to OWLMA's piercing voice and whims... ))

((A little later in Olivia's new luxury owl-partment...)) 

TERRY CLOTH:


&&  Uh-oh, I can just see it coming... first it's a wing-rub and then she's gonna wanna dance and next she'll molt that tube-top right off ...  not the tube-top I'm hoping to get off ...    &&

(( TERRY CLOTH sends up a prayer a desperation that his beloved JBB will show up ta help him out a this predicament and tar-quelle his fears.  ))

[cmr107]

** This image was captured earlier from the Sacred Relic Room surveillance tape.  Apparently YOUNG JACK was so baffled by the DISAPPEARING LOG, he conducted an extensive search for it, leading to his discovery of a multitude of logs that had 'disappeared' over the years on Brokeback.  YOUNG JACK appears to be nursing his hurt feelings of 'wood abandonment'. **

THE DISAPPEARING LOG:

Jack! Jack! I'm right here!! I'm sorry I'm dressed the same as all my friends, but tree bark is totally in this season, it was on all the runways. Take me back to the campsite with you, I promise I won't disappear again!

%% Oh wait, that was only a video of him, wasn't it? Now how do I get out of this room, and back to the camp with those boys? %%

[Front-Ranger]

((CHILEAN Sheepherder #1 welcomes CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 on the set:



))

[Lynne]

((CHILEAN Sheepherder #2 (understudy) reminisces on shared childhood memories with CHILEAN Sheepherder #1))

¡Mi amiga muy buena! ¡Es maravillosa verle otra vez!

[Ellemeno]

THE ASSISTANT

= Casting Call =

The following roles are still available.  PM me if you would you like one:
Jimbo
Biker #1
Monroe
Ennis, Age 9
Farmer #2 (in the "pissant scene")
Jenny, as a little girl

[Front-Ranger]

~~Aw, Sheepherder Lynne, those are great memories! So sweet to have U here on the sunny side of Brokeback Mountain! Let me give U a tour. Here's one side of our tent. We have a three-woman tent in case Fuzzy decides to show up again (the more the merrier!) ~~

[Front-Ranger]

~~Here's where we cook our delicious meals, usually a pot roast with plenty of potatoes, lamb, and maybe a banana or two. ~~

[Front-Ranger]

~~And we also have a campfire just for sitting around, talkin and drinkin and all.~~

[Daniel]

((Lucise Indapaddock walks confidently onto the set, dressed to kill. 
The cast and crew members stare at him, stunned, wondering what the big occasion is; even MIKA the DUMBASS MULE does a double take when she sees Lucise in his fake Armani suit...))

MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Why, Mr. Indapaddock, who knew you would clean up so well...** ((clears throat)) **We still have yet to discuss your salary and other privileges, er, I mean benefits. Would you like to come over for dinner, so we can get this all down into writing?**

[Front-Ranger]

~~Meanwhile, back at the Chilean Sheepherder set:

When it gets hot on the mountain (and it does!!) we like to go for a dip with our horses~~