YOUNG JACK:
((Bored stiff with wedding cakes, Jack decides to try and leave the engagement party and see if he can find a way out of this situation. He goes to the door.))
**Oh hey, LD, just seein' if Lureen's ready yet. That's a real nice 30-30 ya got there.**
((a little paler than normal, Jack closes the door and finds himself trapped in the room with all the wedding cakes.))
**God, Ennis, what have I gotten into now?**