Ever heard the story of the guy who said he lost his viginity on horseback while he was being abducted by a sheik?
Helen I think he thought it was terrific and used to boast about it to all and sundry.
You'll do what I've been doing for the last month while I've been away on holiday. Looking desperately for internet cafes to sneak into and searching out local libraries with internet access. The one near where I am staying has computers with only 15 minute access and the rest need to be booked. Otherwise I am paying out a mint at the local coffee shop with Internet access. Have fun! Otherwise get a laptop.
Update to "A Second Chance"http://louisev.livejournal.com/72900.html "Chapter 86: Sustenance"