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Taking Chances, by E. L. Van Hine and L.H. Nicoll
Lumière:
Like I said, I am all psyched for the wedding!
I don't know if the lads got their rings engraved or not but .. I took the liberty anyway .. 8)
*sigh*
Lumière:
One more thing before bed ..
As per Richard the Laramie Lexicon expert's wishes .. 8)
to bunnificate: to have wild sexual fantasies, including falling in love, with someone you have only seen once or twice, and you don't even realize is homosexual...
a calicop: A police officer who performs his duties with punctiliousness, thoroughness and over-attention to detail, always writing up reports on time, never eating doughnuts, and being prepared even to: a) write out a speeding ticket for his superior officer when the circumstances dictate, and b) rescue calico cats from a tree when so ordered. (For further details, refer to Officer Reynolds)
coyotition: An intimate sexual manouevre indulged in exclusively by horse trainers and deputy sheriffs, wherein one imitates a coyote biting and the other pretends to be a Pillsbury doughboy.
to dupreeciate: The phenomenon of a minor character in a work of fiction increasingly absorbing readers' attention until the character threatens to overtake or equal their interest in the nominal main character(s).
an eastwoody: A physiological reaction to viewing too many videos of Ennis del Mar's favourite bare-chested film star.
to edna – An action combining nurturing, feeding and providing general TLC leading to a state of gratification.
to ejaculate: To spontaneously shout out the name of one's former sexual partner when reaching a moment of climactic sexual passion with the former partner's successor.
fancyful: The satisfying sense of contentment, euphoria and repleteness after a sexual encounter with a loved one.
to fistulate: To undergo a period of enforced sexual abstinence, of at least one week's duration, while at the same time getting married.
to be glenfiddled – To be in a state of arousal inhibited by maudlin drunkenness
hughdity: a view of Hugh Jackman that involves showing off significant assets of his personal charisma, charm,and er, attributes.
hyoid eminence: The part of a man's throat that sticks out. When the man displays strong hughdity, sagacious authors exhibit an intense desire to nibble it.
to janice: to make one's blood run cold, and in the case of a male who might possibly have an erection, make it disappear immediately.
to jeeve : To carefully fold one’s suit jacket and trousers and put them safely out of harm's way before getting wet and nasty in bed and sexually ravishing an eager lover with one's designer "equipment" (preferably Armani). A condom with a union-jack imprinted design is obligatory.
to jeeviate ~ to follow all rules of etiquette with impeccable taste and class (British heritage optional). Jeeviants make great friends and excellent companions, as they are known to treat all persons with complete respect, without necessarily compromising their beliefs and standards.
to june: to squee like a professionally-trained squeer.
laramied out - state of surfeit having had five chapters of the Saga dished out in quick succession
to leslie: the reader in question brings all of his/her begging and pleading and sometimes even bribery, to bear, to increase the local "schmoop" factor in a given chapter or plot element to the desired level.
to get nicked - to be made love to by a skillful, sensitive, ravishingly sexy young lover who is focussed entirely upon one's person to the exclusion of anything else.
to rejeevinate ~ to make it known in no uncertain terms that one needs to get laid and that one is up for absolutely anything to do so.
ril-ition: The ability to become suddenly overtaken with intense sexual desire from the touch of a lover or sometimes by the smell of burning pastry (preferably of the Pillsbury variety)
a rolandism - something that Ennis might have said (on those occasions when Ennis was saying anything at all!)
to sampsonise - to carry out a lightning-fast pickup of a gay sexual virgin, while at the same time promising: "We'll take it slow".
to souxi: the reader in question takes leslie-ing to a whole other level with a fair amount of weeping, wailing, howling, .. practically anything to get what he/she wants. Souxi-ers have been known to be downright relentless and they usually get what they want.
to tooeyminate: To have an uncharacteristically large appetite for muffins. When observed in their natural habitat, tooeyminators are hardly seen without a box of muffins close at hand. Infact, some have been known to leave behind a trail of crumbs.
to westify: an act of civil disobedience, performed as a protest
Bigheart:
--- Quote from: Lucise on November 27, 2006, 02:52:12 am ---Like I said, I am all psyched for the wedding!
I don't know if the lads got their rings engraved or not but .. I took the liberty anyway .. 8)
*sigh*
--- End quote ---
Aw they are BEAUTIFUL Milli :)
magicmountain:
Ennis and Ellery meet a Mountain Troll
Ennis and Ellery went for a walk
on a holiday interlude
They had just made love
and the sun above
reflected their bright and happy mood
They had gone to the mountains once again
to seek some solitude
And the mountain air
blew through their hair
as they ran and laughed in the nude
But envious eyes watched the happy pair
with snorts of disgust at the love they share
For a hairy beast came from its lair
to ogle and peep
from its rocky keep
and spy on the lovers from there
Ennis and Ellery went for a stroll
unaware that a mountain troll
was watching every move they made
Not comprehending what it saw
it sucked upon its hairy paw
and planned to rain on their parade
Mountain trolls so people say
do not like happy campers
It makes them mad
and even sad
to smell those picnic hampers
And so this mountain beastie plotted
with revenge it was besotted
Laid in wait behind a rock
and planned to give them such a shock
It held its breath
The boys came near
but stopped to kiss awhile
The troll let out its breath once more
with a rasp-like bestial snore
Ellery heard and Ennis smelt
The distinctive odour of its pelt
"I can sniff a troll ahead"
said Ellery to his lover
"It must have come up from its hole
Lets go and find some cover"
They quickly walked
back to their camp
and Ellery got his gun
The troll decided it was time
to turn around and run
Ellery let off a blast or two
to warn the beast away
His sharpshooting skills
echoed through the hills
to the troll's dismay
It went back to its hole in the ground
and there it decided to stay
And never again was it seen around
from then until this day!
The Mountain Troll
louisev:
That was a pretty Grimm tale, Jo!!!
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