*UPDATE* .. 
Er, Rich, I'll be asking for a raise sometime soon, k?
delmarriage definitions so far .. <<
delmarriage: a marriage ceremony held between the celebrants in absence of an officiant and often witnesses. Rings are exchanged in a delmarriage and the vow made between the celebrants is deep and binding. Any sort of marriage or wedding that follows the delmarriage only serves to formalize the delmarriage; this second marriage is optional.
In the fanfic literature, examples of delmarriages are found in Chapter 116 of The Red Stallion ("Another Kind of Love"); Chapter 9 of A Love Born From Steel (the crafts fair); and Human Interest. Jack and Ennis of ALBFS had a second delmarriage 30 years after their first in Chapter 14 (Eternal Knot) of Through The Veil Of Time.
In real life, my husband and I had a delmarriage two months before our church wedding.
Leslie
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Delmarriage - must be preceded by:
at least 20 years of
followed by at least five months transition from
to
The officiating sheriff must keep
and the wedding attended by hundreds of
to cheer the happy couple
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to bunnificate: to have wild sexual fantasies, including falling in love, with someone you have only seen once or twice, and you don't even realize is homosexual...
a calicop: A police officer who performs his duties with punctiliousness, thoroughness and over-attention to detail, always writing up reports on time, never eating doughnuts, and being prepared even to: a) write out a speeding ticket for his superior officer when the circumstances dictate, and b) rescue calico cats from a tree when so ordered. (For further details, refer to Officer Reynolds)
coyotition: An intimate sexual manouevre indulged in exclusively by horse trainers and deputy sheriffs, wherein one imitates a coyote biting and the other pretends to be a Pillsbury doughboy.
to dupreeciate: The phenomenon of a minor character in a work of fiction increasingly absorbing readers' attention until the character threatens to overtake or equal their interest in the nominal main character(s).
an eastwoody: A physiological reaction to viewing too many videos of Ennis del Mar's favourite bare-chested film star.
to edna – An action combining nurturing, feeding and providing general TLC leading to a state of gratification.
to ejaculate: To spontaneously shout out the name of one's former sexual partner when reaching a moment of climactic sexual passion with the former partner's successor.
fancyful: The satisfying sense of contentment, euphoria and repleteness after a sexual encounter with a loved one.
to fistulate: To undergo a period of enforced sexual abstinence, of at least one week's duration, while at the same time getting married.
to be glenfiddled – To be in a state of arousal inhibited by maudlin drunkenness
hughdity: a view of Hugh Jackman that involves showing off significant assets of his personal charisma, charm,and er, attributes.
hyoid eminence: The part of a man's throat that sticks out. When the man displays strong hughdity, sagacious authors exhibit an intense desire to nibble it.
to janice: to make one's blood run cold, and in the case of a male who might possibly have an erection, make it disappear immediately.
to jeeve : To carefully fold one’s suit jacket and trousers and put them safely out of harm's way before getting wet and nasty in bed and sexually ravishing an eager lover with one's designer "equipment" (preferably Armani). A condom with a union-jack imprinted design is obligatory.
to jeeviate ~ to follow all rules of etiquette with impeccable taste and class (British heritage optional). Jeeviants make great friends and excellent companions, as they are known to treat all persons with complete respect, without necessarily compromising their beliefs and standards.
a jeremiad: Originally, a long-drawn-out lamentation for a deep personal loss. In Laramie, a short moment of nostalgic regret at having lost one's delusions of being heterosexual, followed by excited anticipation of the pleasures of the new world of queerness one is about to enter into.
to june: to squee like a professionally-trained squeer.
laramied out - state of surfeit having had five chapters of the Saga dished out in quick succession
to leslie: the reader in question brings all of his/her begging and pleading and sometimes even bribery, to bear, to increase the local "schmoop" factor in a given chapter or plot element to the desired level.
to get nicked - to be made love to by a skillful, sensitive, ravishingly sexy young lover who is focussed entirely upon one's person to the exclusion of anything else.
to rejeevinate ~ to make it known in no uncertain terms that one needs to get laid and that one is up for absolutely anything to do so.
ril-ition: The ability to become suddenly overtaken with intense sexual desire from the touch of a lover or sometimes by the smell of burning pastry (preferably of the Pillsbury variety)
a rolandism - something that Ennis might have said (on those occasions when Ennis was saying anything at all!)
to sampsonise - to carry out a lightning-fast pickup of a gay sexual virgin, while at the same time promising: "We'll take it slow".
to souxi: the reader in question takes leslie-ing to a whole other level with a fair amount of weeping, wailing, howling, .. practically anything to get what he/she wants. Souxi-ers have been known to be downright relentless and they usually get what they want.
to tooeyminate: To have an uncharacteristically large appetite for muffins. When observed in their natural habitat, tooeyminators are hardly seen without a box of muffins close at hand. Infact, some have been known to leave behind a trail of crumbs.
to westify: an act of civil disobedience, performed as a protest
Topic: Taking Chances, by E. L. Van Hine and L.H. Nicoll (Read 3166002 times)