On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...
Eleven storms a-hailin',
Ten stud ducks carvin',
Nine cowboys skinny-dippin',
Eight dumbasses missin',
Seven soupboxes slippin',
Six beers a-chillin',
Five trips to Juarez!
Four jars of peanuts,
Three postcards,
Two can openers, and
A pup tent that smells like cat pee...