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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2530 on: Today at 07:10:13 pm »


Lureen:  "It's time to leave, Jack!  You ready for Taylor's wedding?"












Jack:  "I'm ready!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2531 on: Today at 07:12:44 pm »
The top half of this one is by Jimmy (gnash), but I need it for my reply to make sense.






ennis loves the purple cake




ennis:  i can't get away this weekend. it's jenny's
birthday party, but i have a plan. you dress up
as the lavender pimpernel, fly in to surprise
everyone with a big cake and a song and
dance. hell, with the mask, monroe and
alma won't know it's you. then i'll tell
them i gotta run to the bank to pay
you and we can do it behind the
ATM machine. i always wanted
to do it behind that machine.












Jake:  I can do that!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2532 on: Today at 07:16:49 pm »
Another one where Jimmy (gnash) made the top half, and the bottom half was my reply.






hidden treasures




lureen: no, i ain?t seen your damn blue parka,
but i have seen your lavender ru paul t shirt
with the swarovski crystal embellishments.









jack: Don't be jealous of my boogie, Lureen!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2533 on: Today at 07:21:03 pm »




alma: D'ya like muh new lip implants, Ennis?



ennis: makes me want a hot dog real bad!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2534 on: Today at 07:22:30 pm »


Ennis:  "Jack used to go on about all his missin' Chapstick over the years.  Strange, huh?"









Ma Twist:  "I don't know what you're talking' about."
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2535 on: Today at 07:23:12 pm »



ennis: "Ummm...nah, I don't want a kiss right now."






jack: "Why the hell not?"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2536 on: Today at 07:24:50 pm »





jack: didya use a different recipe for the chilli tonight?  I think I'm having an allergic reaction.







lureen: no, same recipe as always
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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