Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5543075 times)

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"N" is negotiate
« Reply #11450 on: February 24, 2007, 12:24:04 pm »
Jack and Ennis were able to negotiate a more agreeable menu which included elk meat - providing lots of protein, niacin and a good source of iron.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 12:28:38 pm by Toast »

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"O" is outweighs
« Reply #11451 on: February 24, 2007, 12:34:03 pm »
Remedying the food situation outweighs any potential consequences from Wyoming's Game and Fish Department, so Jack and Ennis risk killing the elk.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 12:41:51 pm by Fran »

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"P" is protein
« Reply #11452 on: February 24, 2007, 12:46:13 pm »
The protein and vitamin content of the Brokebackian menu was upped considerably after the elk hunting expedition.

« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 01:21:46 pm by Meryl »
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"R" is remedy
« Reply #11453 on: February 24, 2007, 01:17:39 pm »
A couple of hundred pounds of venison is a good remedy for a bland repetitive diet of beans.  Now Jack and Ennis could have roast venison, charred venison, venison jerky, venison stew, venison soup, venison steaks, venison tongue, venison heart, greasy venison marrow bones, venison meatballs, venison pot roast, vension chops, venison chili (with BetterMost beans), venison leftovers, .... 

Venison Recipes
Venison Nutrition
« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 01:41:47 pm by Toast »

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"S" is smiling
« Reply #11454 on: February 24, 2007, 01:42:42 pm »
EXT:  BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, WYOMING:  MEADOW:  DAY:  1963:

WE HEAR a rifle shot:  ENNIS lowers the 30/30.

WE SEE a two-point buck, dead on the ground.

JACK, smiling, whooping, stands behind him looking in the direction ENNIS just fired.

                            JACK
                         Ooooeee!                                                                     [screenplay]

« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 02:51:41 pm by Fran »

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"T" is thin
« Reply #11455 on: February 24, 2007, 02:22:40 pm »
After the idea of eating beans every day began to wear thin, the boys feasted on a nice thick elk steak.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 02:27:48 pm by Memento »

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"U" is usualness
« Reply #11456 on: February 24, 2007, 02:45:56 pm »
Jack became sick of the usualness of the BetterMost beans, and decided that he wanted a change.  Jack's dumb-ass attempts to shoot an animal inspired Ennis to put meat on the table himself.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 02:48:52 pm by Toast »

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"V" is vitamin-rich
« Reply #11457 on: February 24, 2007, 02:47:00 pm »
By forgoing beans, Jack was eliminating a vitamin-rich food source from his diet.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 03:16:34 pm by Fran »

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"W" is whiskied
« Reply #11458 on: February 24, 2007, 03:14:04 pm »
Ennis whiskied up his coffee cup until he got to know Jack better and then they drank straight out of the same bottle.

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"X" is x-boss's
« Reply #11459 on: February 24, 2007, 03:16:10 pm »
In 1969, in the Bighorn Mountains, Ennis gifted Jack with a sample of their x-boss's menu staple - BetterMost beans.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2007, 03:26:28 pm by Toast »