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Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post) (Read 5513260 times)
southendmd
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well, I won't
Round 478!
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Reply #12710 on:
April 21, 2007, 11:16:48 am »
Round 478!
The fixin' is great!
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Last Edit: April 21, 2007, 11:24:18 am by southendmd
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Toast
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"A" is addressing
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Reply #12711 on:
April 21, 2007, 12:52:13 pm »
Gotta get the message to Jack before the twenty-fourth.
After
addressing
the card, you just write "you bet." Fixed!
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memento
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There But For Fortune
"B" is bares
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Reply #12712 on:
April 21, 2007, 12:57:50 pm »
When your coworker
bares
all to get washed and you have to feign disinterest, continue peeling potatoes with a completely blank expression and try not to let him see the tension in your jaw. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 21, 2007, 01:03:00 pm by Memento
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Fran
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"C" is cosmetic
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Reply #12713 on:
April 21, 2007, 01:24:38 pm »
Cursed with buckteeth, story Jack underwent
cosmetic
dentistry. Fixed!
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southendmd
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well, I won't
"D" is dentist
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Reply #12714 on:
April 21, 2007, 06:53:33 pm »
If you can't stand your big-ass buck teeth, see the
dentist
, and get 'em filed down. Fixed!
=aside=
Fran
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Meryl
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There's no reins on this one....
"E" is enchanted
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Reply #12715 on:
April 21, 2007, 09:57:45 pm »
If you're not exactly
enchanted
with sleeping in a pup tent that smells like cat piss or worse just so you can shoot at coyotes all night, keep bitching about it until your partner offers to switch jobs with you. Fixed!
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Ich bin ein Brokie...
Fran
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"F" is fundraising
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Reply #12716 on:
April 22, 2007, 01:04:52 am »
If the local county children's home is running low on funds, a
fundraising
benefit dinner is sure to attract a crowd. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 22, 2007, 01:14:55 am by Fran
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memento
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"G" is grinning
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Reply #12717 on:
April 22, 2007, 09:08:21 am »
When you are trying to make a favorable impression on your soon-to-be lover,
do a mock-rodeo-mating dance that will leave him
grinning
ear to ear. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 22, 2007, 10:19:25 am by Memento
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southendmd
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well, I won't
"H" is hot-headed
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Reply #12718 on:
April 22, 2007, 12:09:54 pm »
If you get a little
hot-headed
when your ex-wife outs you whilst helping with the Thanksgiving dishes, think better of hitting her, put your hat on backwards and high-tail it out of there. Fixed!
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Toast
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"I" is indignantly
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Reply #12719 on:
April 22, 2007, 02:18:32 pm »
When your missus hits you up with the idea of working for the power company,
indignantly
say "Well, clumsy as I am, I'd probably get electrocuted," take your thermos from the cupboard near the Purity Bread, and head off fishing. Fixed!
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