The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[Toast]

While living in a state bordering on Mexico, it's easy to find out what Mexico's peso-driven economy has for boys of a certain persuasion.

[memento]

Texans tend to get chilled to the bone in any state north of Dixie and want to travel to warm climates such as Mexico.

=aside= Meryl
Mighty fine round announcement.

[Meryl]

Texas husbands are known for not listening to their wives, even in the face of impending deafness on the morrow.

=aside=Sandy
Thanks! 

[Toast]

After living in the lone star state for a while, one enunciates like the Texans do.  In the case of book Jack Twist:

A little Texas accent flavored his sentences, "cow" twisted into "kyow" and "wife" coming out as "waf."     [Proulx]

[memento]

Texans often find it necessary to flatter the wives of prospective fishing/hunting buddies by asking them to dance, even in the face of impending deafness.

[Meryl]

Regardless of whether a Texan manages to locate his blue parka for a trip up north, his garb must necessarily include a cowboy hat and boots.

[Fran]

Texans especially eager to reach their destination -- say, a reunion with a lover one hasn't seen in four years -- are often hell-bent drivers.

def. = moving at full speed

=compliment= Sandy, Meryl, and Toast
Great job, you three!

[Toast]

It seems that a true Texan imbibes whiskey when he invites a buddy fishing, with a promise of a small boat and a crappie house.

[memento]

For the best and juiciest turkey, a Texas wife will cook it for 3 hours - no more, no less.



=aside= Fran
Thank you and welcome back.

[Fran]

Texas rodeo queens with midnight curfews are quite adept at limberly getting themselves and their dates into the backseat in record time.