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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5515890 times)

Offline Fran

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"X" is xtemporize
« Reply #13290 on: May 30, 2007, 09:15:28 am »
Pickup truck acting up?  A true Texan will xtemporize repairs using only chewing gum and baling wire (if for no other reason than to show his wife that it can be done).

def. = to prepare in great haste, under urgent necessity, or with scanty or unsuitable materials; as, to xtemporize a dinner, a costume, etc.

=aside= Paul
Welcome back!

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Offline southendmd

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Round 503!
« Reply #13291 on: May 30, 2007, 09:37:23 am »
Round 503!
Texans don't drink coffee?
No, Alma, they drink tea!


University of Texas "Teasippers"
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"A" is arrive
« Reply #13292 on: May 30, 2007, 10:52:55 am »
When you've waited all day for your Texan lover to arrive, make sure you skeedaddle to the swankiest motel in town.


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A big Texan welcome back.

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"B" is beds
« Reply #13293 on: May 30, 2007, 11:09:42 am »
When you and your Texas lover skeedaddle to the swankiest motel in town, and the receptionist asks "two beds or one", just coolly say 'two' - but inquire if one of them is a queen-sized bed.

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Your post tells it all.
It was a spiritual visit, you lucky dude.
"...and the great dustiness of the northern plains came down upon him...."
SO Cool.
And a whiskey toast to our boys too!
Welcome back.
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"C" is college
« Reply #13294 on: May 30, 2007, 12:22:25 pm »
Since real Texans love football, a college football game just might be the place to meet the man of your dreams.  Just ask Lashawn.
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"D" is demureness
« Reply #13295 on: May 30, 2007, 01:08:32 pm »
Proper young ladies in Texas have expanded their code of behavior to include foregoing demureness in favor of approaching a bashful suitor with a perky line such as: "What are you waitin' for, cowboy, a matin' call?"

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We missed you!  Welcome back.  :-*
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"E" is elegantly
« Reply #13296 on: May 30, 2007, 02:12:57 pm »
Benefit dances in Texas are swanky affairs, attended by the elegantly dressed Childress gentry.

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Texas is nice, but Wyoming is spiritual.
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"F" is flutter
« Reply #13297 on: May 30, 2007, 04:14:28 pm »
When approaching a bashful suitor, a proper young lady from Texas will flutter her eyelashes while uttering a perky line such as: "What are you waitin' for, cowboy, a matin' call?"

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"G" is garnish
« Reply #13298 on: May 30, 2007, 05:21:55 pm »
Any Texan will tell you that a savory garnish is the finishing touch to a Thanksgiving turkey.
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"H" is harboring
« Reply #13299 on: May 30, 2007, 05:30:19 pm »
When a  proper Texas gentleman is flirting with another proper Texas gentleman, he is to suggest a secluded fishing expedition, harboring no doubts that his meaning will be misconstrued.
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