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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5516640 times)

Offline memento

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"I" is issue
« Reply #13300 on: May 30, 2007, 07:43:45 pm »
Most Texans know that the issue of whether or not to watch football on T.V. while eating Thanksgiving dinner is a very touchy subject.
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"J" is jerkiness
« Reply #13301 on: May 30, 2007, 08:37:06 pm »
Any good rodeo cowboy expecting to withstand the jerkiness of the bulls on the Texas rodeo circuit had better learn to tape his arm to prevent more than a little stress break each time.   Of course, he can only admit to his buddies that it "hurts like a bitch afterwards".

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"L" is laborsaving
« Reply #13302 on: May 30, 2007, 11:53:43 pm »
That $100,000 burning a hole in your pocket?  Any Texas farm-equipment salesman will be pleased to sell you a newfangled, laborsaving combine.
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"M" is materialized
« Reply #13303 on: May 31, 2007, 12:06:28 am »
Any Texan will instantly debunk the claim that the Big Horn Mountains have materialized in Texas.

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Nice play on the actor's name with "harboring"
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"N" is nonpareil
« Reply #13304 on: May 31, 2007, 08:53:57 am »
The day Jack and Lureen met in Texas, they were the nonpareil champions of their rodeo events.

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Thanks for noticing!
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"O" is oversized
« Reply #13305 on: May 31, 2007, 09:27:50 am »
In Texas size does matter.  Just look at the oversized hats.

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"P" is predisposed
« Reply #13306 on: May 31, 2007, 10:30:44 am »
Texans, always size conscious, are predisposed to wearing big hats.

Fran  ;)
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"R" is Resistols
« Reply #13307 on: May 31, 2007, 11:15:20 am »
In size-conscious Texas, cowboys in oversized Resistols are irresistible.

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 ;)
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"S" is size-conscious
« Reply #13308 on: May 31, 2007, 11:56:26 am »
In size-conscious Texas, cowboys in oversized Resistols are irresistible.

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You probably saw this one coming.
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"T" is tape
« Reply #13309 on: May 31, 2007, 03:33:27 pm »
It seems that the cowboy wants you to consider the size of his hat as a tape measure for his prowess, daring or anatomical endowments.   Sometimes the relationship is of an inverse nature.
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