...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope that is enough.
Possibly one of the longest round openings ever....Enjoy:
Congrats to all for a amazing amount of rounds so far, I mean so much has gone on while I have been away the amount of posts on here is amazing and I am so pissed off that I have missed all the amazing posts that have been on here lately, Damn you Canada and your lack of computers!
But most shocking and saddening of all is the news that my dear friend Wills is leaving as a MOD! God I go away for a few days and everything falls apart.
=tribute= Wills
Well Wills you have left me no choice but to sing you into submission, or should that be to try and sing you into submission.
*Clears throat and blows a solo note on the harmonica. Starts to sing in a voice that even Jack would be ashamed of*
When I feel that lonesome prairie wind
I let my soul get back to you again
And I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go
Even though this wasn't meant to be
It's gonna break my heart to watch you leave
But I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go
Why I'm feelin' so, so low
I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go
Why I'm feelin' so, so low,
I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go
Why I'm feelin' so, so low
I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go
I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go
*Waits for applause, but even the crickets refuse to make a noise except to groan*
If all of you are alive after that I give you a pat on the back and a slice of cherry cake. And of course if you aren't alive after that give Jack my number!
I feel so sad to be saying goodbye to Wills: Genius, comic, my father figure(I am sorry to make you feel old, but it is true! God what a messed up family we would make!), The Bar-stool(say it out loud and figure what word it sounds like)for leaving me, my spell checker
, one of the subtlest people I know(*cough*
) my mentor, my favourite mod(sorry guys but it's true), one of the many bringers of joy and laughter into my life and most importantly my friend.
I hope that this arraingment is not forever and you will pop your head in now and again, of course if you are only dropping your "I am a Mod" hat and changing it for an "I am just a normal person" hat(like you could ever be normal!
) then you can come and rub elbows with us average Joe's anytime. Of course if you are planning to leave for good feel free to hang your hat in my direction anytime and keep in touch with email(as you still haven't replied to the one I sent ages ago!) as I don't want to loose my bestest mentor. And I have said hat so many times in this paragraph I think I need a few more: Hat, hat, hat!
Although I am not thrilled about your decission right now
I am sure I respect your decission in some way, I am just trying to find in what way I respect it. No not really, I know you weren't happy here for a long time and now you have reached your 100th I think you deserve the right to bow out gracefully, that is aslong as "ABCs" fades out with you as "ABCs" is nothing with out Wills and his faithful Fran by his side, correcting us and making us "better people".
It severly pains me to say: "So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye" to my Wills and hope in his leaving he remembers us all as the bunch of misfits and ABC obsessed freaks we truely are!
Love,
You're Beckala!
(not in da BX)
P.s Also in your leaving please fill in the
P.s If you have time on your way out of the Bettermost door would you mind playing my Quizas as it would be an honour for basically the creator of this board to play my humble game, oh great one!
P.P.S: I have left a few spelling mistakes in here for you, just so you feel at home in correcting me...Yes I did it on purpose *shifty eyes*